Cats and kittens to make you smile

Thank you very much, but I don't need a shower.tidied up and all set to create a mess.

Oops, it seems like you got me!Before you even noticed I was there, I was going to lick your face.

Could you provide me a hand in this matter?And we'll be buddies forever.

If you decide to go, please bring me along.I'll be in the bag waiting for you to come find me.

Wow, that was quite a fright!I was unaware that you were in the building.

Are they going to show up?I've been sitting here waiting for what seems like forever.

2 KILLED IN OUTRAGEOUS ACT OF VIOLENCE OUTSIDE MCDONALDS