Fake A Clean And Tidy Home 

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You're not nasty; you're just a little sloppy and untidy, which we don't mind.

Of course, not being a tidy freak is all well and good until unexpected visitors arrive.

As you try to make your house look respectable in the few minutes you have before guests come, chaos ensues.