Why haven't I washed my beddheets in a while?

The fact that nearly half of single men don't change their bed linens for up to four months reminds me of my previous life as a slob

Though I doubt many of today's bachelors are as awful as I was.

Because I slept on a bare mattress at 22, I didn't need to change linens

I did very little laundry, in part because I bought five pairs of socks for a pound at Primark each week

Chucked them into the bin after one wear, which I rarely emptied.

At the same time, I understood this was unhealthy behaviour, and I don't think anyone wants to live in filth.